Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series on DVD

Description

Every episode from all 12 seasons of the American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house on the beach but his casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Season 1 episodes are: 'Pilot', 'Big Flappy Bastards', 'Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell', 'If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap', 'The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump', 'Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?', 'If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake', 'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful', 'Phase One, Complete', 'Merry Thanksgiving', 'Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor', 'Camel Filters and Pheromones', 'Sarah Like Puny Alan', 'I Can't Afford Hyenas', 'Round One to the Crazy Hot Chick', 'That Was Saliva, Alan', 'Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats', 'An Old Flame With a New Wick', 'I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You', 'Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark', 'No Sniffing, No Wowing', 'My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet', 'Just Like Buffalo' and 'Can You Feel My Finger?'. Season 2 episodes are: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra', 'Bad News from the Clinic', 'The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana', 'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, a Hernia Exam!', 'It Was Mame, Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does This Smell Funny To You?'. Season 3 episodes are: 'Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts', 'Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover', 'Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark', 'Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs', 'We Called It Mr. Pinky', 'Hi, Mr. Horned One', 'Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop', 'That Voodoo That I Do Do', 'Madame and Her Special Friend', 'Something Salted and Twisted', 'Santa's Village of the Damned', 'That Special Tug', 'Humiliation Is a Visual Medium', 'Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded', 'My Tongue Is Meat', 'Ergo, the Booty Call', 'The Unfortunate Little Schnauser', 'The Spit-Covered Cobbler', 'Golly Moses, She's a Muffin', 'Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro', 'And the Plot Moistens', 'Just Once With Aunt Sophie', 'Arguments for the Quickie' and 'That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite'. Season 4 episodes are: 'Working for Caligula', 'Who's Vod Kanockers?', 'The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress', 'A Pot Smoking Monkey', 'A Live Woman of Proven Fertility', 'Apologies for the Frivolity', 'Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head', 'Release the Dogs', 'Corey's Been Dead for an Hour', 'Kissing Abraham Lincoln', 'Walnuts and Demerol', 'Castrating Sheep in Montana', 'Don't Worry, Speed Racer', 'That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami', 'My Damn Stalker', 'Young People Have Phlegm Too', 'I Merely Slept With a Commie', 'It Never Rains in Hooterville', 'Smooth As a Ken Doll', 'Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot', 'Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous', 'Mr. McGlue's Feedbag', 'Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'' and 'Prostitutes and Gelato'. Season 5 episodes are: 'Large Birds, Spiders and Mom', 'Media Room Slash Dungeon', 'Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo', 'City of Great Racks', 'Putting Swim Fins On a Cat', 'Help Daddy Find His Toenail', 'The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room', 'Is There a Mrs. Waffles?', 'Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids', 'Kinda Like Necrophilia', 'Meander to Your Dander', 'A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh', 'The Soil Is Moist', 'Winky-Dink Time', 'Rough Night in Hump Junction', 'Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty', 'Fish in a Drawer', 'If My Hole Could Talk' and 'Waiting for the Right Snapper'. Season 6 episodes are: 'Taterhead Is Our Love Child', 'Pie Hole, Herb', 'Damn You, Eggs Benedict', 'The Flavin' and the Mavin'', 'A Jock Strap in Hell', 'It's Always Nazi Week', 'Best H.O. Money Can Buy', 'Pinocchio's Mouth', 'The Mooch at the Boo', 'He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited', 'The Devil's Lube', 'Thank God for Scoliosis', 'I Think You Offended Don', 'David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie', 'I'd Like to Start With the Cat', 'She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime', 'The 'Ocu' Or the 'Pado'?', 'My Son's Enormous Head', 'The Two Finger Rule', 'Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau', 'Above Exalted Cyclops', 'Sir Lancelot's Litter Box', 'Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth' and 'Baseball Was Better With Steroids'. Season 7 episodes are: '818-jklpuzo', 'Whipped Unto the Third Generation', 'Mmm, Fish. Yum.', 'Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator', 'For the Sake of the Child', 'Give Me Your Thumb', 'Untainted By Filth', 'Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.', 'Captain Terry'